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Fibonacci Frappé (12 Pods)

$22.00
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A mathematically perfect spiral into caffeination: 0 parts sleep, 1 part hope, 1 part sheer willpower, 2 parts preparation,  3 parts “we’re learning fractions through baking again,” 5 parts caffeine, and 8 parts prayer. Each sip stacks upon the last in golden-ratio harmony, creating elegant alertness even your math-phobic student will admire.

Created with Brazilian and Mexican beans, this bold medium roast blends chocolate-covered almond and maple syrup sweetness with a spark of citrus brightness. Full-bodied and adventurous, it’s proof that ancient mathematicians weren’t fueled by logic alone. Best consumed while explaining, yet again, why we cannot simply “estimate” through long division.

Lab-tested for purity, your health isn’t negotiable.

Mycotoxin-Free: Certified clean, your body thrives instead of fighting hidden toxins.

Heavy-Metal-Free: Verified free of Pb, Hg, Cd, As. They belong in the periodic table, not in your cup.

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