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Gutenbrew'd (Light Roast)
$24.95
Specialty-grade · Independently tested
Coffee you can trust, every morning.
Specialty-grade beans, roasted to order, and independently lab-tested for heavy metals, mold, and mycotoxins. Every bag helps fund classical Christian education.
Roasted to orderGreat coffee, greater purpose — every order helps fund classical Christian education.
Why families trust the cup
- Third-party lab testedHeavy metals · mold · mycotoxins
- Specialty-gradeRoasted to order in Bend, OR
- Screened cleanBelow detectable levels
- Family-ownedClassical educators, 15+ years
- Funds classical educationOn every single order
The Roasts
View allOur coffee, by the bag
Single origins and blends named for the minds that shaped the canon.
Small-batch roasted
Roasted to order for clarity and sweetness.
Independently tested
Third-party lab results you can read yourself.
Funds the mission
Every order helps fund classical education.
Ships fresh
Fast, careful shipping on every order.
Don't take our word for it
Tested clean — and we publish the proof
We sent our roasted coffee to an accredited food-safety lab and published exactly what they found.
Tested for
Result
Method / limit
Heavy metals (lead, arsenic, cadmium, mercury)
Below detection
< 0.010 ppm
Mycotoxins (ochratoxin A, aflatoxins, full panel)
Not detected
FDA panel
Mold & yeast
Below detectable levels
< 10 CFU/g
Family-ownedRead our story
A classical education family.
We're the Clarks — a family that's been classically educating our own kids for over fifteen years. We were tired of fundraisers built on candy bars and cookie dough, so we built a better one: genuinely good coffee, independently lab-tested for mold, mycotoxins, and heavy metals, that turns a morning ritual into real support for classical Christian schools. We obsess over what goes in the bag — clean, specialty-grade coffee, roasted to order — and name every blend for the thinkers worth arguing about.
Our shared missionSee how fundraising works
Coffee that funds classrooms
Every bag turns a morning ritual into recurring support for the schools and homeschool co-ops raising the next generation.
From the table
What families are saying
For schools
Coffee that funds the mission
We create custom-branded coffee for classical and Christian schools — a turnkey fundraiser with no cost and no inventory risk. Families get great coffee; your school gets a revenue share.
$0
cost to your school
100%
custom branded
Full
turnkey fulfillment
What your school gets
- Your name and crest on every bag
- A revenue share on every order
- We handle roasting, packing, and shipping
- A gift-ready story for parents and alumni
Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is brewing a coffee.— Marcus T. Cicero (probably)