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Classically Caffeinated

Fibonacci Frappé (12 Pods) (Medium Roast)

$21.95

Every purchase helps fund classical Christian education.

Grind Type
Third-party lab tested Roasted to order Ships fresh & fast
A mathematically perfect spiral into caffeination: 1 part hope, 2 parts exhaustion, 3 parts “we’re learning fractions through baking again,” 5 parts caffeine, and 8 parts prayer. Each sip stacks upon the last in golden-ratio harmony, creating elegant alertness even your math-phobic student would admire. Built on Brazilian and Mexican beans, this bold medium roast blends chocolate-covered almond and maple syrup sweetness with a spark of citrus brightness. Full-bodied and adventurous, it’s proof that ancient mathematicians weren’t fueled by logic alone. Best consumed while explaining—yet again—why we cannot simply “estimate” through long division.
Tested & proven

Clean coffee, independently verified

We sent our roasted coffee to an accredited food-safety lab. Here is what they found.

Third-party tested

Independently tested by FoodChain ID, an accredited food-safety lab.

Mold & mycotoxins

Ochratoxin A, aflatoxins, and the full panel — not detected.

Heavy metals

Lead, arsenic, cadmium, mercury — below detection limits.

Specialty-grade

Screened by SCA grading, then roasted to order for freshness.

View the lab report

Results from a representative lot of our roasted coffee, third-party tested in 2025.

Every bag gives back

Coffee that funds the classroom

Your order helps fund classical Christian schools and homeschool co-ops — the same care for the good, the true, and the beautiful, in your cup and in their classrooms.

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