Mock Trial Survivor
Dark Chocolate / S
$14.00
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Mock Trial Survivor
$14.00
You survived the deposition. You survived the cross-examination. You survived the high-speed winds of Hurricane Isaac. Now, it’s time to wear the proof.
Whether you were arguing for the prosecution's "culture of speed" or the defense’s "act of God," this shirt is the ultimate badge of honor for anyone who spent their season obsessing over crane mechanics and the bonus deadlines of Tatum Zillias. Featuring the infamous "Fightin' Phil" crane and the stormy Philadelphia skyline, this tee is a must-have for mock trial veterans who know that sometimes, a project is just a little too "ambitious."
Perfect for tournament weekends, late-night scrimmage prep, or just letting everyone know you know exactly what happened in the Trench.
The Technical Specs (For the Legal Mind)
Just like a well-drafted affidavit, the Gildan Softstyle® 64000 is built on solid facts and reliable construction:
- Premium Comfort: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton (4.5 oz/yd²), this lightweight fabric feels blissful to wear through all three rounds of a regional tournament.
- Built to Last: Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape—because unlike Zillias’ crane, this shirt is designed to handle the pressure.
- Seamless Design: No side seams mean a smoother, more professional fit that won't distract you during your closing argument.
- Sustainable Ethics: Proudly made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. It’s a project even Grace Hopper would approve of.
- Clean Style: A classic fit and crew neckline make it versatile enough for a casual practice or a post-trial celebration.
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than a bright, fluorescent white.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean