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René Descartes – “I Think Not” Mug

$18.95

Every purchase helps fund classical Christian education.

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Philosophy’s favorite skeptic disappears in a puff of logic and steam. This Classically Caffeinated original brings the wit of René Descartes to your morning ritual, reminding us that overthinking before caffeine can be dangerous business.

Perfect for teachers, homeschoolers, and coffee-loving philosophers who appreciate a good thought experiment—preferably one involving espresso.

Details:

  • 11 oz or 15 oz ceramic mug

  • Dishwasher & microwave safe

  • Original Classically Caffeinated art

  • Printed on both sides for left- or right-handed pondering

 

Start your day with Cogito ergo sum… or skip straight to the coffee.

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Your order helps fund classical Christian schools and homeschool co-ops — the same care for the good, the true, and the beautiful, in your cup and in their classrooms.

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