{"title":"Gift Ideas","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"socratic-sips-mug","title":"Socratic Sips Mug","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis beautiful ceramic mug is perfect for any event of the day. Your morning coffee, a hot chocolate, or any other hot beverage you enjoy. The mug is glossy white and the prints come out beautifully and vividly on it. The print retains its quality and luster when used in both microwaves and the dishwasher. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Ceramic 15oz mug\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":46011485651115,"sku":"35958714224820454811","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/13138909212049051334_2048.jpg?v=1767285111"},{"product_id":"grammar-before-drama-doormat","title":"Grammar before Drama - Doormat","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet the perfect welcoming doormat that you can now fully personalize. Each custom mat comes in a 24\" x 16\" size and is made with Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber, making it perfect for outdoor use. All mats feature black vinyl backing for increased stability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: One size: 24\" × 16\" (61cm x 40.6cm)\u003cbr\u003e.: Material: Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber\u003cbr\u003e.: Black vinyl backing\u003cbr\u003e.: Mainly for outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" x 16\"","offer_id":45870412660907,"sku":"24244387571357282973","price":49.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/7969457327142861598_2048.jpg?v=1763755855"},{"product_id":"welcome-mat-salve-amice","title":"Welcome Mat - Salvē, Amīce!","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"434\"\u003eExtend a warm greeting the Roman way with \u003cem data-start=\"214\" data-end=\"228\"\u003esalvē, amīce! \u003c\/em\u003eIt is a timeless welcome which means, “Hello, friend!” Whether your guests are weary travelers or fellow lovers of coffee and classical education, this doormat sets the tone before they even knock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"436\" data-end=\"746\"\u003eCrafted from Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber, this 24\" × 16\" mat is built for everyday outdoor use, brushing off dirt, leaves, and the occasional crushed cracker before it enters your home. A durable black vinyl backing keeps it firmly in place so it won’t slip or slide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"748\" data-end=\"898\"\u003ePerfect for your front porch or patio, or anywhere else people should feel welcomed with both hospitality \u003cem data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"886\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e good Latin.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" x 16\"","offer_id":45870412726443,"sku":"31866991323223732757","price":49.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/2405876273567631740_2048.jpg?v=1763755929"},{"product_id":"gutenbrew-d-vinyl-sticker","title":"Gutenbrew’d Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003ePublish your style daily. Smooth, durable vinyl with a glossy finish makes this sticker ideal for crates, journals, or decorating your homeschool workspace.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":45870426914987,"sku":"23294817706664584273","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":45870426947755,"sku":"18221398268639970145","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/5734180123757702500_2048.jpg?v=1763762363"},{"product_id":"locke-and-load-vinyl-sticker","title":"Locke and Load Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eRally your supplies in revolutionary style. Strong vinyl with clean edges and a glossy finish—ready for crates, binders, or laptops.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":45870427242667,"sku":"29451514150390564319","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":45870427275435,"sku":"65663550349161418412","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/17692759876602440567_2048.jpg?v=1763762355"},{"product_id":"fibonacci-frappe-vinyl-sticker","title":"Fibonacci Frappe Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdd a little golden-ratio harmony to your gear. This durable vinyl square sticker has clean edges, a glossy finish, and strong 3M backing—perfect for crates, binders, or anywhere you need a mathematically perfect touch.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":45870427340971,"sku":"22200595701951706832","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":45870427373739,"sku":"11936811921893355824","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/17454375058623648674_2048.jpg?v=1763762359"},{"product_id":"classically-caffeinated-vinyl-sticker","title":"Classically Caffeinated Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eStick the good, the true, and the beautiful anywhere. Durable vinyl, glossy finish, and easy peel—perfect for crates, binders, or laptops.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":45870427439275,"sku":"23090248235617234150","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":45870427472043,"sku":"22718873527374406126","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/1514942696921484722_2048.jpg?v=1763762346"},{"product_id":"lost-tools-of-latte-vinyl-sticker","title":"Lost Tools of Latté Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is brewing a coffee.” - Marcus T. Cicero (probably).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry wisdom - and your groceries - with this tote that channels the wit of Cicero and the fuel of Classically Caffeinated coffee. Inspired by The Lost Tools of Writing, this design celebrates creativity, discipline, and the well-earned pause of enjoying what you’ve learned (preferably with a hot mug in hand). Whether you’re hauling books for teaching, snacks for unruly pupils, or just enough beans to keep civilization afloat, this tote keeps your thoughts ordered - and your coffee properly brewed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor more on The Lost Tools of Writing: https:\/\/go.classicallycaffeinated.com\/LostTools\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":45870427570347,"sku":"11431458690098158586","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":45870427603115,"sku":"18128772279005148772","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/5776697870868416699_2048.jpg?v=1763762350"},{"product_id":"gutenbrewd-tote","title":"Gutenbrew'd Tote","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"96\" data-end=\"382\"\u003eLike Gutenberg’s press, this tote was made to spread good ideas far and wide. Spacious, sturdy, and timeless, it’s built to carry books, groceries, or co-op supplies with scholarly flair. Publish practicality on every errand, from Latin lessons to library runs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"384\" data-end=\"736\"\u003eMade from \u003cstrong data-start=\"394\" data-end=\"434\"\u003e100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²)\u003c\/strong\u003e, this 15\" x 16\" tote balances elegance with endurance. Its \u003cstrong data-start=\"494\" data-end=\"509\"\u003e20\" handles\u003c\/strong\u003e make it easy to haul a week’s worth of shopping—or at least a day’s worth of coffee—while the natural or black color options keep it classic. Built to last, stitched with care, and roomy enough for both Aristotle and apples.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1666\" data-end=\"1846\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"808\"\u003eBecause some ideas deserve more than a bookmark—they deserve a tote.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45870428356779,"sku":"73524062264283870347","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/15984834873255988836_2048.jpg?v=1763756355"},{"product_id":"fibonacci-tote","title":"Fibonacci Tote","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"108\" data-end=\"384\"\u003eCarry your world in golden-ratio harmony. Whether it’s books for morning lessons, groceries for the family, or the twenty pencils that mysteriously vanish before math time, this tote keeps it all together—spiraling perfectly from exhaustion to elegance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"386\" data-end=\"706\"\u003eMade from \u003cstrong data-start=\"396\" data-end=\"436\"\u003e100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²)\u003c\/strong\u003e, it’s sturdy enough for the long haul but stylish enough for everyday use. With \u003cstrong data-start=\"517\" data-end=\"543\"\u003e20\" reinforced handles\u003c\/strong\u003e and a roomy \u003cstrong data-start=\"556\" data-end=\"575\"\u003e15\" x 16\" frame\u003c\/strong\u003e, it’s the bag that works as hard as you do—whether you’re teaching fractions, running errands, or hauling caffeine by the pound.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"708\" data-end=\"863\"\u003eAvailable in classic natural, built to last, and sewn with care—because even your tote should be as dependable as your morning coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"865\" data-end=\"897\"\u003eSip boldly. Carry classically.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45870428520619,"sku":"31857027121774837722","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/11956874204530137449_2048.jpg?v=1763756314"},{"product_id":"locke-load-tote","title":"Locke \u0026 Load Tote","description":"\u003cp\u003eA revolutionary tote for those who believe every day should start fully charged and ready to fire. Honoring your unalienable rights—life, liberty, and the pursuit of caffeine—it’s built for quiet-time defense, grocery runs, or the homeschool battlefield.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStrong enough for daily chaos, bold enough for daily carry.This 100% cotton bag comes in one size – 15\" x 16\"– perfect for everyday wear. While the canvas material will show off your designs in great colors, it's durable and will last for years. The bag features 20\" handles (made from the same canvas), making it easy to carry even with a week's worth of shopping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% cotton canvas\u003cbr\u003e.: Heavy fabric (12 oz\/yd² (406.9 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: Sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in natural and black colors\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45870428618923,"sku":"21817307315628852755","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/17346812719161025913_2048.jpg?v=1763756382"},{"product_id":"classically-caffeinated-tote","title":"Classically Caffeinated Tote","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the scholar who knows coffee is as essential as curriculum. Haul Latin primers, math manipulatives, or just enough snacks to survive co-op day—this tote carries it all with classical flair (and just a hint of jittery brilliance).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour daily grind, carried with style. A revolutionary tote for those who believe every day should start fully charged and ready to fire. Honoring your unalienable rights—life, liberty, and the pursuit of caffeine—it’s built for quiet-time defense, grocery runs, or the homeschool battlefield.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStrong enough for daily chaos, bold enough for daily carry.This 100% cotton bag comes in one size – 15\" x 16\"– perfect for everyday wear. While the canvas material will show off your designs in great colors, it's durable and will last for years. The bag features 20\" handles (made from the same canvas), making it easy to carry even with a week's worth of shopping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% cotton canvas\u003cbr\u003e.: Heavy fabric (12 oz\/yd² (406.9 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: Sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in natural and black colors\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45870428717227,"sku":"60230249811170985691","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/14762122583906634929_2048.jpg?v=1763756237"},{"product_id":"rene-descartes-i-think-not-mug","title":"René Descartes – “I Think Not” Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"361\" data-end=\"602\"\u003ePhilosophy’s favorite skeptic disappears in a puff of logic and steam. This Classically Caffeinated original brings the wit of René Descartes to your morning ritual, reminding us that overthinking before caffeine can be dangerous business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"604\" data-end=\"747\"\u003ePerfect for teachers, homeschoolers, and coffee-loving philosophers who appreciate a good thought experiment—preferably one involving espresso.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"749\" data-end=\"761\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"749\" data-end=\"761\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"762\" data-end=\"927\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"762\" data-end=\"792\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"764\" data-end=\"792\"\u003e11 oz or 15 oz ceramic mug\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"793\" data-end=\"824\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"795\" data-end=\"824\"\u003eDishwasher \u0026amp; microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"865\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"865\"\u003eOriginal Classically Caffeinated art\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"866\" data-end=\"927\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"868\" data-end=\"927\"\u003ePrinted on both sides for left- or right-handed pondering\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"929\" data-end=\"999\"\u003eStart your day with \u003cem data-start=\"949\" data-end=\"967\"\u003eCogito ergo sum…\u003c\/em\u003e or skip straight to the coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":45870430650539,"sku":"23437804457148438134","price":18.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/10239857097866032227_2048.jpg?v=1763755778"},{"product_id":"lost-tools-of-latte-tote","title":"Lost Tools of Latté Tote","description":"\u003cp\u003e“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is brewing a coffee.” - Marcus T. Cicero (probably).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry wisdom - and your groceries - with this tote that channels the wit of Cicero and the fuel of Classically Caffeinated coffee. Inspired by The Lost Tools of Writing, this design celebrates creativity, discipline, and the well-earned pause of enjoying what you’ve learned (preferably with a hot mug in hand). Whether you’re hauling books for teaching, snacks for unruly pupils, or just enough beans to keep civilization afloat, this tote keeps your thoughts ordered - and your coffee properly brewed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor more on The Lost Tools of Writing: https:\/\/go.classicallycaffeinated.com\/LostTools\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 100% cotton bag comes in one size – 15\" x 16\"– perfect for everyday wear. While the canvas material will show off your designs in great colors, it's durable and will last for years. The bag features 20\" handles (made from the same canvas), making it easy to carry even with a week's worth of shopping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% cotton canvas\u003cbr\u003e.: Heavy fabric (12 oz\/yd² (406.9 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: Sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in natural and black colors\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45870430748843,"sku":"29150211970090099754","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/1843602946466030583_2048.jpg?v=1763755756"},{"product_id":"the-whowhich-claus","title":"The WhoWhich Claus - Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"65\" data-end=\"316\"\u003eGrammar has never been so festive. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"106\" data-end=\"128\"\u003eWhoWhich Claus Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is perfect for anyone \u003cstrong data-start=\"151\" data-end=\"206\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003ewho loves Christmas and appreciates correct grammar\u003c\/strong\u003e, and it delivers a playful reminder \u003cstrong data-start=\"243\" data-end=\"284\"\u003ewhich keeps those writing rules fresh\u003c\/strong\u003e even during the holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"318\" data-end=\"497\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eSip joyfully, teach confidently, and enjoy a mug that brings together Christmas cheer and sentence-level precision. Nothing says “Merry Christmas” quite like a well-placed clause.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ Red","offer_id":45870430847147,"sku":"11738390353793223229","price":18.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Red","offer_id":45870430879915,"sku":"24149503685053349960","price":18.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/4774366226331225862_2048.jpg?v=1763755720"},{"product_id":"forest-of-lost-tools-wooden-wick-candle","title":"Forest of Lost Tools - Wooden wick candle","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"153\" data-end=\"293\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"153\" data-end=\"291\"\u003e“Times are bad. Students no longer diagram sentences, and everyone is losing their tools in the forest.” – Marcus T. Cicero (maybe?)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"295\" data-end=\"518\"\u003eGuiding thinkers in the canon of illumination, this candle combines wisdom and wit to help teach with warmth and study with focus. Each flicker invites contemplation, clears distractions, and sets the stage for eloquence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"520\" data-end=\"794\"\u003eThere are three reasons the \u003cstrong data-start=\"548\" data-end=\"569\"\u003eLost Tools Candle\u003c\/strong\u003e is the best candle: Its crackling wooden wick gives you a place to retreat when times are bad, its Fraser Fir scent orders your thoughts when students don’t obey, and most importantly, it helps you burn your candle appropriately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"796\" data-end=\"944\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"796\" data-end=\"944\"\u003eThis matters to every classical educator because sometimes, we just need to pause, breathe deeply of the forest, and remember the joy of learning.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Fraser Fir \/ 11oz","offer_id":45870430978219,"sku":"19047372699470628817","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss and Amber \/ 11oz","offer_id":45870431010987,"sku":"13164512483466053918","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/6097888726572746044_2048.jpg?v=1763755657"},{"product_id":"plato-s-perfectly-poised-pickleball-paddle","title":"Plato’s Perfectly Poised Pickleball Paddle","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"817\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"496\"\u003eDescription:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"817\"\u003eThis rare artifact symbolizes the philosopher’s pursuit of balance: between mind and body, theory and practice, contemplation and competition. With perfect symmetry and ideal proportion, the paddle embodies the harmony of the Platonic Forms. Scholars believe its user could achieve not only the perfect serve but also the perfect soul. In the timeless dialogue between form and function, \u003cem data-start=\"551\" data-end=\"595\"\u003ePlato’s Perfectly Poised Pickleball Paddle\u003c\/em\u003e embodies the philosopher’s pursuit of harmony. Each set includes \u003cstrong data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"713\"\u003etwo finely balanced paddles and two orbs of play\u003c\/strong\u003e, all housed in a \u003cstrong data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"756\"\u003etransparent carry bag\u003c\/strong\u003e - a modern nod to the clarity of thought Plato so admired.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1222\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1093\"\u003eContents:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1096\"\u003e– Two 100% wooden paddles with mirrored design\u003cbr data-start=\"1142\" data-end=\"1145\"\u003e– Two plastic pickleballs\u003cbr data-start=\"1170\" data-end=\"1173\"\u003e– One clear carry bag for enlightened transport\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"7.5'' × 15.5''","offer_id":45870431076523,"sku":"25310874487998354407","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/14110754229641683127_2048.jpg?v=1763755621"},{"product_id":"isaac-newton-dog-ate-my-homework-mug","title":"Isaac Newton – “Dog Ate My Homework” Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"408\" data-end=\"659\"\u003eInspired by the true story of Newton’s unfortunate dog “Diamond,” this Classically Caffeinated original reminds us that even the greatest minds suffered unexpected setbacks, though few as dramatic as losing years of research to a canine-caused blaze!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"796\"\u003ePerfect for teachers, students, and lovers of science alike, this mug pairs classical wit with your daily dose of caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"798\" data-end=\"810\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"798\" data-end=\"810\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"975\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"841\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"841\"\u003e11 oz or 15 oz ceramic mug\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"873\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"873\"\u003eDishwasher \u0026amp; microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"914\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"914\"\u003eOriginal Classically Caffeinated art\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"915\" data-end=\"975\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"917\" data-end=\"975\"\u003ePrinted on both sides for left- or right-handed geniuses\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"1091\"\u003eWhether you’re studying gravity or just trying to keep your homework un-ignited, start your day the Newtonian way.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":45870431142059,"sku":"76680864741837858221","price":18.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/16185288764141854013_2048.jpg?v=1763756410"},{"product_id":"classically-caffeinated-black-foldable-umbrella","title":"Classically Caffeinated Black Foldable Umbrella","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"118\" data-end=\"374\"\u003eBecause even philosophers need cover. This sleek, semi-automatic umbrella pairs classic style with dependable function, keeping you dry through rain-soaked commutes, co-op days, and coffee runs alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"376\" data-end=\"737\"\u003eMade from \u003cstrong data-start=\"386\" data-end=\"422\"\u003e100% waterproof polyester pongee\u003c\/strong\u003e, it features \u003cstrong data-start=\"436\" data-end=\"457\"\u003e8 reinforced ribs\u003c\/strong\u003e for extra support and a \u003cstrong data-start=\"482\" data-end=\"511\"\u003ecomfortable rubber handle\u003c\/strong\u003e for a secure grip. The sublimation-printed design ensures vibrant, long-lasting detail that won’t fade with the storm. Each umbrella comes with a matching sleeve, wrist strap, and velcro tie wrap for easy carry and storage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"806\"\u003eBecause good ideas (and good coffee) deserve a little protection.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":45870432125099,"sku":"22866985645476969678","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/6973414234186923427_2048.jpg?v=1763755913"},{"product_id":"blue-semi-automatic-foldable-umbrella","title":"Blue Semi-Automatic Foldable Umbrella","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"110\" data-end=\"354\"\u003eStay sharp, stay dry. This semi-automatic foldable umbrella blends practical protection with polished style, making it a reliable companion for rainy commutes, campus walks, or coffee runs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"356\" data-end=\"680\"\u003eCrafted from \u003cstrong data-start=\"369\" data-end=\"412\"\u003e100% waterproof polyester pongee fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e, it’s built with \u003cstrong data-start=\"430\" data-end=\"451\"\u003e8 reinforced ribs\u003c\/strong\u003e for strength and a \u003cstrong data-start=\"471\" data-end=\"500\"\u003ecomfortable rubber handle\u003c\/strong\u003e for easy grip. The sublimation-printed design delivers vibrant, long-lasting color, while the included \u003cstrong data-start=\"604\" data-end=\"657\"\u003ematching sleeve, wrist strap, and velcro tie wrap\u003c\/strong\u003e make storage simple.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"763\"\u003eBecause a little rain should never disrupt a good idea—or a good cup of coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":45870432190635,"sku":"22509537699512027556","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/14995714855629048867_2048.jpg?v=1763755883"},{"product_id":"classically-caffeinated-copper-vacuum-insulated-bottle-22oz","title":"Classically Caffeinated Copper Vacuum Insulated Bottle, 22oz","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"115\" data-end=\"488\"\u003eNot all heroes wear capes—some just carry a really good tumbler. Whether you’re wrangling Socratic circles or hauling kids to co-op, this 22oz stainless steel sidekick keeps your drink perfectly tempered while you keep the day on track. Like your education, it’s timeless and classic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"490\" data-end=\"1054\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"490\" data-end=\"634\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"492\" data-end=\"634\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"492\" data-end=\"537\"\u003eVacuum insulation, legendary performance:\u003c\/strong\u003e Keeps drinks hot up to 12 hours or cold for a full 48 (that’s two solid days of math lessons).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"635\" data-end=\"734\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"637\" data-end=\"734\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"637\" data-end=\"671\"\u003eCondensation-proof confidence:\u003c\/strong\u003e No sweat, no slips, no coffee rings on the Latin flashcards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"855\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"737\" data-end=\"855\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"737\" data-end=\"752\"\u003eRoad ready:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fits standard cup holders—because even philosophers need somewhere to set their mug between errands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"983\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"983\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"883\"\u003eDad-proof durability:\u003c\/strong\u003e Scratch- and fade-resistant stainless steel tough enough for co-ops, carpools, and camping trips.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"984\" data-end=\"1054\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"986\" data-end=\"1054\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"986\" data-end=\"1004\"\u003ePeace of mind:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spill-proof, BPA-free, and built for daily use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"182\" data-end=\"519\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1056\" data-end=\"1146\"\u003eSip boldly. Share joy. Support classical education—one perfectly tempered cup at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Grey \/ 22oz","offer_id":45870432321707,"sku":"19983256537897597471","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ 22oz","offer_id":45870432354475,"sku":"59470210814804027370","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble Blue \/ 22oz","offer_id":45870432387243,"sku":"29698479021740834198","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/16248280070698311037_2048.jpg?v=1763755805"},{"product_id":"locke-load-the-homeschool-dads-tactical-tumbler","title":"Locke \u0026 Load - The Homeschool Dad's Tactical Tumbler (32oz)","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re in the deer stand at dawn or the dining room by 9 a.m. for history with the kids, the Locke \u0026amp;amp; Load bullet-shaped tumbler has your six. Part survival gear, part dad humor, it’s built for coffee strong enough to power through phonics and predators (the four-legged kind and the ones who keep asking for snacks).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBallistic Build – Made of food-grade 304 stainless steel with a double-walled vacuum structure, it keeps your brew hot longer than a teenage debate over algebra… and ice water cold long after PE in the backyard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCamouflage Meets Classroom – That sleek, golden bullet design says “I’m here for liberty, literature, and lunch”—whether you’re in camo or khakis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLeak-Proof Operation – Screw-on cap + multi-layer seal = zero coffee casualties in your gear bag or on the homeschool table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDad-Proof Cleaning – All parts are removable, so even after that one time you put chili in it (don’t lie, we know), it’s easy to clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMission-Ready Specs – 100% stainless steel, 16oz capacity, 6.5cm x 28cm. Rust, stain, and corrosion resistant—basically the stainless steel version of your stubborn resolve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNote: The cap may pick up a little “battle wear” in shipping—just call it patina and tell the kids it’s part of the history lesson.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yoycol","offers":[{"title":"32OZ \/ White","offer_id":45872257728683,"sku":"ADS-ZDTZ-MSREB-FFFFFF-32OZ","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/294577-5283dc91-903c-4c94-9842-db71af0870a6.jpg?v=1763783893"},{"product_id":"abandon-apathy-outdoor-rug","title":"Abandon Apathy Outdoor Rug","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eMake your outdoor space a \"no-boring zone.\" This rug serves as a bold reminder to everyone who steps onto your patio: be present, be engaged, and enjoy the moment. Featuring a gritty, hand-drawn skull and crossbones design on a wood-texture background, it adds an immediate edge to your outdoor decor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eDon't let the rugged look fool you—this rug is designed for serious comfort. Outdoor rugs bridge the gap between indoor coziness and open-air freedom. The polyester chenille texture is soft underfoot but rugged enough to handle UV rays and moisture. With a non-slip backing, it’s the perfect foundation for high-traffic outdoor hangouts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Specs:\u003c\/strong\u003e .: \u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% heavy-duty polyester chenille .: \u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e No-skid polyester backing to prevent slips .: \u003cstrong\u003eDurability:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemmed edges for long-lasting wear .: \u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Quick-drying and breathable fabric ideal for outdoor use .: \u003cstrong\u003eVariety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Available in multiple sizes\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" × 36\"","offer_id":45933616595115,"sku":"30579121305632374960","price":42.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/8973963288754224186_2048.jpg?v=1765055845"},{"product_id":"the-book-wyrm-15oz-collector-s-mug","title":"The Book Wyrm | 15oz Collector’s Mug","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAwaken the magic in your morning routine.\u003c\/strong\u003e Deep within the heart of an ancient, sun-drenched library, a legend dwells. This isn't your average dragon—this is the \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"161\"\u003eBook Wyrm\u003c\/strong\u003e, a guardian of stories whose scales are crafted from timeless leather-bound volumes. As it winds around the mossy trunk of the Tree of Knowledge, its breath kindles the air with golden sparks and soaring pages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhether you are cozying up with a new release or studying ancient lore, this mug serves as a reminder that stories are fuel for the mind. With a generous 15oz capacity, it’s the perfect companion for those long reading sessions where \"just one more chapter\" turns into \"just one more cup.\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":46011591655595,"sku":"56920850270270186026","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/files\/8723466392034056562_2048.jpg?v=1767292420"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4344\/6955\/collections\/7235883965198349213_2048.jpg?v=1762792782","url":"https:\/\/classicallycaffeinated.com\/collections\/gift-ideas.oembed?page=2","provider":"Classically Caffeinated","version":"1.0","type":"link"}